Are You There God? It's Me, Jake.

Jake takes a step back to examine his family life and relationships and decides that he doesn't like what he sees. With Mal and Rose finally married, Jake is being thrown out of the house (rightly so, he's like 35). To make matters worse, Jake has been dealing with his growing jealousy towards Leslie's new boyfriend, getting the run around by the hot crown attorney, dealing with his first period, and the fact that for all of his supposed charms the only friend he seems to have is Walter. For some reason, it is only now that Jake realises that his life is one big plot-hole. Jake decides to turn to prayer and after seeing The Flying Spaghetti Monster in a urinal cake at the Duke, converts to Pastafarianism where inebriation and contradiction are both welcomed and encouraged.