New Poll - Round Two!!

We have a new poll up and a whole new crop of pitches to choose from. Though we can't promise that any of these will end up being real episodes, there is a good chance that a certain blog contributor will create a mock-up that will surely be a viral hit on YouTube. The episodes up for nomination are:

Doyle: Pig in the City
A flashback episode that cuts between the cases that caused Jake and Mal, respectively, to leave the RNC.

The Little Doyle's Room
Officials from the Village Mall approach Jake and Malachy about their suspicions that individuals are meeting in the Village public washroom to engage in sexual activity. In the course of their investigation, Jake and Malacky discover that in order to recognize each other, the individuals involved wear muscle shirts as a signal. When Jake hears this, he volunteers to go undercover to bust the ring. While Jake is setting the trap, Malachy gets distracted rocking out to the "Oh yeah!" theme song playing over the mall speakers, leaving Jake in a tight spot.

Sherlock Doyle
When a highly organised criminal force suddenly seizes control of the city, the local radio late-night show begins receiving cryptic phone calls from a mysterious source named Moriarty. Jake and Mal are hired to fit the pieces of the puzzle together before Moriarty unleashes his "master plan". As days wear on, Moriarty, using his superior intellect, begins to publicly taunt the Doyles and their inability to uncover his plan. Frustrated that his talents are being wasted on Jake, Moriarty leaves the city in hopes of finding a nemesis of equal intellect.

2 and a 1/2 Doyles
Jake's cousin, Bernadette, has to go to the hospital for a hip-replacement, leaving Jake, Mal, and Rose to care for her young'un, six year-old Mikey. The too-precocious-for-real-life Mikey at first seems like something of a burden to Jake and Mal who aren't used to dealing with kids. Eventually, after he takes an interest in their work, they realize that they can use him to help them in their latest case. Over the course of the case the three of them form an unbreakable bond of family and maleness that will last the rest of their lives.

Oh, and Mikey says many funny and cute things throughout the episode, mostly at Jake's expense.