As the Doyle Turns

In this excruciatingly slow and implausible 10 000-part episode Tinny gets hit by a car and ends up in the ICU, Des embezzles $50 000 to send Tinny to London, Rose has an affair with Walter, Walter falls in love with Leslie, Leslie falls in love with her partner, her partner realizes he's gay, the hot crown prosecutor finds out that she is Tinny's mother, Mal has a heart attack and then finds god, Christian goes on and off the smack a dozen times, and Jake falls in love with an unending string of women.