Pinky and the Doyle

Jake has a benign tumor growing on his forehead, which makes him look quite intimidating and intelligent. Malacky, somewhat frightened by Jake's appearance, timidly asks, "Gee Jake, what do you want to do this episode?"

Jake replies, "The same thing we do every episode, Malacky- try to solve an unlikely crime committed by criminals that leave photographs and diagrams of their crimes at home on their walls, get hit in the head, squint, hit on a hot cop, sleep with a cougar, and work in a bit where I can take my shirt off!"