Doyle Hood

Leslie calls Jake and asks for his help on a case. Jake is with the hot prosecutor, but drops her to go flirt with Leslie. Jake and Leslie get caught up in a moment of passion, and Jake finds himself on hot cop road in the RNC evidence room.

Leslie leaves first to avoid suspicion from her colleagues, and Jake is alone with a ton of drugs, money, and guns. Jake decides that this stuff could really help the needy of St. John's, and sneaks out with a carload of evidence.

Jake heads over to the Salvation Army, where he hands out oxy to those without, revolvers to the hungry, and money to the rich businessmen volunteering there who don't really need it all. Jake heads back to meet Leslie proud of his humanitarian work. The RNC is abuzz over the evidence room theft, drug-related crimes are spiking across the city, and everyone is looking for Jake.

Jake grows a mullet to hide his identity, and meets Pinsent's strongman, ex-con Alan Doyle, who, despite his efforts to act like an ex-con, can't break out of his Robin Hood character Alan-a-Dayle.
Jake and Alan go into hiding in the woods, and Jake tries to help Alan regain his identity as frontman of Great Big Sea, but a-Dayle is not impressed with he "Oh yeah!" theme song.

Russell Crowe is angry that Jake has been impersonating him by taking from the rich and giving to the poor. Crowe and the RNC find Jake and Allan in the woods. The chase ends with an epic battle on Middle Cove beach between Jake and Allan and the needy of St. John's (there to protect their hero Jake), and Russell Crowe, the RNC, and the jilted hot prosecutor, with Leslie caught in the middle. Ridley Scott shows up with a video camera, so he can post the video on youtube.

Will Jake survive Crowe's wrath? Will Jake get another chance with Leslie or the hot prosecutor? There's no telling, as the show's producers didn't intend for the involvement of Crowe or Scott, or the battle on the beach, and are terrified of the cost overruns. The show's only hope now is that Scott's video takes home the Oscar for the category of "best youtube video of a TV drama impersonating a feature length film" and that Allan Hawco take home the oscar for "best abs."