In the final chapter of this 3-part epic: (See: Doyle it Back a Little, and Doyle it Down, will ya?) the crime rate in Newfoundland is not high enough to require the services of the RCMP, the 'stab, and a PI team.
Lacking cases, Jake, rather than being satisfied that crime is low, starts a number of crime sprees to show that he is needed, then begins investigating himself when he is hired to track down who is behind his crime sprees. Jake tracks himself down to his secret lair above the Duke, and finds the plans, diagrams, and maps of his own schemes. Excited, Jake arrests himself...
Leslie drops by to share some sexual tension with Jake, only to find him in handcuffs, and evidence of his crime spree all over the apartment. Leslie has no choice but to arrest Jake, and he once again becomes the laughing stock of the police and lawyers of St. John's.
The judge, in recognition of his past services to the city, does not send him to the pen. Jake moves to Toronto where the crime rate is higher, so he can once again work as a PI. Jakes arrives in Toronto to discover everyone wears a leather jacket and sunglasses, and he doesn't stand out at all, despite his efforts to find the blackest leather jackets and darkest shades. Can Jake make it as a PI in Toronto, or will he have to get a job in a beer factory? Will he ever make it back to Newfoundland?
The ladies of St. John's miss Jake terribly, and begin crime sprees all over the city in order to bring the native son home. Jake returns to St. John's, now known as "St. Detroit," happily seduces more local ladies, and fights the crimes they commit to provide work for him.
2 comments:
That's a quality pitch.
Thanks. It's a little long- the episode just wanted to go to the next level.
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