Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Calender Doyles

The private detecting business has been slow and the Doyles realize that they need to make some quick cash if they want to stay solvent.  After Mal vetoes Tinny's suggestion to grow a few kilos of pot, Jake suggests that they create a nude fundraising calendar with the ladies and gentlemen of the Doyleaverse.

While at first everyone is a little hesitant, Rose breaks the ice by letting her hair down posing behind her phone hacking computer.  Soon enough everyone is excited about their pose and month.

After the first set of photos have been taken Jake realizes that even once they have included the underaged Tinny and Des they are still about seven months short of models for a twelve month calendar.  Jake then hires himself to find additional 'Doyles' to fill out the remaining months.  The eventually agree to call all of these new 'Doyles' confidential informants and withhold their real names from the calendar (they are hoping that no one will realize that these aren't real Doyles).

Once the calendars are printed Jake heads down to the Mall's Sunday flea market to sell them.  Upon entering the Mall Jake senses that something is amiss.  The Sunday flea market tables don't seem to be there.  So that the day is not a complete waste Jake tries to sell the calendars by going table to table in the food court.  He manages to sell four before being kicked out by mall security.

As he is being marched out of the mall by security Jake realizes that he may have to hire himself again to figure out what happened to the longstanding flea market.

No comments: