A few days before Christmast the members of the Doyle PI gang gather and select their Secret Santa gift recipient.
Mal and Rose rig the name draw so that they get each other but they leave the remaining draws to chance. Jake ends up with Des. Des ends up with Tinny. Tinny ends up with Walter. Walter ends up with Christian. Christian ends up with Jake. Leslie and Alison get each other.
Of course not only does everyone fret about what to buy, but Jake can't handle the surprise and decides to deduce everyone's recipient before the gifts are exchanged.
Though Jake isn't able to figure who everyone's Secret Santa is his investigation does cause some tension in the family as the challenges of gift giving are brought to everyone's attention.
Fortunately for Jake, the episode resolves itself with a touching scene in the family living room where the Secret Santas are revealed and it becomes clear that everyone really did know what to get their recipients for Christmas. They clue up the evening by standing around the living room singing Christmas carols and sending out good vibes.
Unsolicited story and character pitches to the Newfoundland PI drama the Republic of Doyle.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Sherlock Doyle: A Game of Doyles
After an unsuccessful Canada-wide search for a worthy nemesis Moriarty returns to St. John's to taunt Jake and Mal with a masterful criminal caper. Of course it takes Jake and Mal a few weeks to figure out that St. John's recent crimes are all pointing in one master criminal's direction.
Once Jake and Mal do figure out that Moriarty is back on the scene they follow a set of clues, though they are mostly impenetrable to the audience, that eventually leads them to the dam at Churchill Falls. A tussle ensues and Jake ends of going over the side of the dam.
Meanwhile Christian stayed back and Leslie, or whomever happens to be Jake's ladyfriend of the week, and deconstructed a number of Moriarty's more profitable black market ventures. Jake being Jake shows in the episode's final scene to prove that he wasn't completely bested by the ever wily Moriarty.
Once Jake and Mal do figure out that Moriarty is back on the scene they follow a set of clues, though they are mostly impenetrable to the audience, that eventually leads them to the dam at Churchill Falls. A tussle ensues and Jake ends of going over the side of the dam.
Meanwhile Christian stayed back and Leslie, or whomever happens to be Jake's ladyfriend of the week, and deconstructed a number of Moriarty's more profitable black market ventures. Jake being Jake shows in the episode's final scene to prove that he wasn't completely bested by the ever wily Moriarty.
A Doyleful of Quarters
Someone has stolen Jake's cellphone so he has to solve the case of his missing phone by using nothing but payphones and quarters.
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Memorial University of Doyle
After a few years in the private detecting business Jake realizes that it's about time he started imparting his wisdom in the next generation of private detectors. Young maleable minds as might be found in a university seem as though they might be a good place to start. Jake approaches the local university about teaching a class in their criminology program. Much to Mal and Rose's surprise, the university take's Jake up on his offer.
As it turns out, Des and Tinny, as recent high school graduates, end up taking Jake's class as part of their first year electives.
The class starts quite well with the ladies appreciating Jake's beautiful eyes and the gentlemen really liking Jake's feats of derring-do.
Things start to go awry when Jake begins to suspect that one of his students has hacked into his computer and stolen his test answers and is distributing them to the class.
With Des and Tinny's help Jake constructs a sting operation and identifies the thief, though they are only able to apprehend the suspect after a long and arduous chase scene that takes them through the entire MUNnel system.
With the case solved and the criminal in custody by CEP the three PIs decide to have a celebratory drink at the Breezeway (instead of their normal haunt).
As it turns out, Des and Tinny, as recent high school graduates, end up taking Jake's class as part of their first year electives.
The class starts quite well with the ladies appreciating Jake's beautiful eyes and the gentlemen really liking Jake's feats of derring-do.
Things start to go awry when Jake begins to suspect that one of his students has hacked into his computer and stolen his test answers and is distributing them to the class.
With Des and Tinny's help Jake constructs a sting operation and identifies the thief, though they are only able to apprehend the suspect after a long and arduous chase scene that takes them through the entire MUNnel system.
With the case solved and the criminal in custody by CEP the three PIs decide to have a celebratory drink at the Breezeway (instead of their normal haunt).
Thursday, October 27, 2011
DoyleCrafters
Jake, in an attempt to raise money quickly and get Tinny and Des out of the office, opens a store front location in the Mall. The signage soon on display promises that cases, some exceptions to apply, will be solved in an hour.
It soon becomes apparent that Tinny and Des don't have the chops to speed solve drop-in cases. Fortunately, this hardly matters as within a day or two most potential customers have already left the storefront office dissatisfied.
It doesn't take long for Tinny and Des to realize that the whole set up was really just a ploy by Jake and Mal to get them out of the office for a few days. Soon they realize that the nature of this ploy is really what they need to be investigating, not the cases from non-existant walk-in customers.
As Tinny and Des get closer to understanding the reason for Jake and Mal's mysterious behaviour Jake shuts down the Mall operation and brings everyone back to the main office. All of a sudden Tinny and Des lose the motivation to bring the case to a proper conclusion and thing stay unresolved, or do they...
It soon becomes apparent that Tinny and Des don't have the chops to speed solve drop-in cases. Fortunately, this hardly matters as within a day or two most potential customers have already left the storefront office dissatisfied.
It doesn't take long for Tinny and Des to realize that the whole set up was really just a ploy by Jake and Mal to get them out of the office for a few days. Soon they realize that the nature of this ploy is really what they need to be investigating, not the cases from non-existant walk-in customers.
As Tinny and Des get closer to understanding the reason for Jake and Mal's mysterious behaviour Jake shuts down the Mall operation and brings everyone back to the main office. All of a sudden Tinny and Des lose the motivation to bring the case to a proper conclusion and thing stay unresolved, or do they...
Sunday, July 24, 2011
God rest ye merry Doyles
In this bottle episode the Doyles, with Des present, wake up on Christmas day to find that someone has already opened all of the presents and eaten all of the chocolate oranges. After a quick examination of the house they soon learn that a flash storm has trapped them in the house and that the conditions have likely been like this for some number of hours. For the duration of the storm no one has been or will be able to enter or exit the house.
It doesn't take much time for several competing investigations to get underway. Mal and Rose follow up on a few leads while Tinny and Des also try to get to the bottom of things. Christian and Jake are thus left to work together if they don't want these heinous Christmas crimes pinned on them.
Though only six people were present there are many of leads and plenty of suspects. Will the Doyles, still without their annual feed of turkey, be able to get to the bottom of this case before the storm breaks and the confinement ends?
It doesn't take much time for several competing investigations to get underway. Mal and Rose follow up on a few leads while Tinny and Des also try to get to the bottom of things. Christian and Jake are thus left to work together if they don't want these heinous Christmas crimes pinned on them.
Though only six people were present there are many of leads and plenty of suspects. Will the Doyles, still without their annual feed of turkey, be able to get to the bottom of this case before the storm breaks and the confinement ends?
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Doyle for Brains
After Jake crashes yet another sweet GTO and gets hauled in to the cop shop for questioning. The local cops and reporters, consequently, start using the phrase "Doyle for brains" whenever someone does something a little dense a la Jake Doyle.
Of course that Jake is at the heart of this embarrassing flare-up doesn't do anything for his reputation with his family members whose name is now being dragged through the mud. In an attempt to make amends with Mal, Rose, and Tinny Jake decides to find out who first started using the term and then to stomp out all subsequent uses.
Jake's blundering investigation just leads to more arrests and even more frequent use of the term. By the time Jake eventually gives up his quest to stomp out the term it is frequently used on Nightline and basically every other call-in show in the province every time someone wants to criticize the government of the day.
Of course that Jake is at the heart of this embarrassing flare-up doesn't do anything for his reputation with his family members whose name is now being dragged through the mud. In an attempt to make amends with Mal, Rose, and Tinny Jake decides to find out who first started using the term and then to stomp out all subsequent uses.
Jake's blundering investigation just leads to more arrests and even more frequent use of the term. By the time Jake eventually gives up his quest to stomp out the term it is frequently used on Nightline and basically every other call-in show in the province every time someone wants to criticize the government of the day.
Sunday, June 5, 2011
On the Doyle
Jake and Walter hop in Jake's classy blue GTO and head for the open road. As they make their way back and forth across the island they meet interesting people and learn more about themselves than they ever hoped to know. In each town they visit they also solve small mysteries that ingratiate them with the locals.
When they eventually arrive back St. John's Jake and Walter should be more enlightened people, but instead they decide to shelve the whole enlightenment thing and go for a few pints at the Duke.
When they eventually arrive back St. John's Jake and Walter should be more enlightened people, but instead they decide to shelve the whole enlightenment thing and go for a few pints at the Duke.
Friday, June 3, 2011
Doyle At Any Speed
While Jake is on an ill-advised booty call someone nicks his sweet GTO. Because Mal had warned him about rendezvouses with this particular lady Jake is disinclined to mention the problem to his father or the police and convinces Des and Tinny to help him find the car while they pretend to work on another case. The duplicitousness of their dealings leads them into many humorous situations as they try keep Mal and Rose in the dark.
Not surprisingly, the episode ends with fantastic parkway-based chase scene that leads to the destruction of the GTO but the capture of the perp. In true to life moment, one of the RNC cars chasing the GTO ends up in Rennies Mill River.
Of course instead of giving up booty calls with questionable women Jake just uses the less-desirable-to-thieve surveillance van instead of his newly refurbished GTO.
Not surprisingly, the episode ends with fantastic parkway-based chase scene that leads to the destruction of the GTO but the capture of the perp. In true to life moment, one of the RNC cars chasing the GTO ends up in Rennies Mill River.
Of course instead of giving up booty calls with questionable women Jake just uses the less-desirable-to-thieve surveillance van instead of his newly refurbished GTO.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Got To Get Me Doyle, B'y
Jake Doyle goes undercover as player on AHL team to stop Premier from moving team to mainland.
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Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Doyle to America
After years of unsuccessful mating attempts Mal sends Jake to the wilds of Queens (New York) to find himself a suitable bride/lady PI partner. Since Mal doesn't trust Jake to actually find a suitable partner he sends Walter along to supervise the hunt.
As soon as Walter and Jake step out of the subway station and onto the mean streets of Queens they realize that they are a long way from the Goulds and the Mount Pearl curls of their youth. Of course Jake being Jake, they soon spot a potential quarry. While tracking the potential bride they are reported as stalkers and arrested by the NYPD hottest cop, Elaine Murphy.
Jake and Walter, in a half-hearted attempt to retain some self-respect, do not reveal their true identities or the nature of their mission to the arresting officer. Instead, they hope to take Queens (and, as it turns out, the heart of the arresting officer) on their own terms.
Much to everyone's surprise, particularly the father of the NYPD's hottest cop, Elaine and Jake soon strike up a relationship (all the while Elaine doesn't know that Jake is actually a PI on a mission).
Walter soon tires of the grind of being an underpaid illegal immigrant in New York and convinces Jake return to St. John's with Elaine in tow.
Almost immediately after she arrives Elaine realizes that not only does she not really understand what people in Newfoundland are saying, but that Jake is actually a lowly PI. Upset at being so effectively deceived Elaine immediately hops on a return flight to New York and leaves Jake for good.
Fortunately for Jake Leslie is still hanging around and quite willing to allow herself be seduced on a somewhat regular basis.
As soon as Walter and Jake step out of the subway station and onto the mean streets of Queens they realize that they are a long way from the Goulds and the Mount Pearl curls of their youth. Of course Jake being Jake, they soon spot a potential quarry. While tracking the potential bride they are reported as stalkers and arrested by the NYPD hottest cop, Elaine Murphy.
Jake and Walter, in a half-hearted attempt to retain some self-respect, do not reveal their true identities or the nature of their mission to the arresting officer. Instead, they hope to take Queens (and, as it turns out, the heart of the arresting officer) on their own terms.
Much to everyone's surprise, particularly the father of the NYPD's hottest cop, Elaine and Jake soon strike up a relationship (all the while Elaine doesn't know that Jake is actually a PI on a mission).
Walter soon tires of the grind of being an underpaid illegal immigrant in New York and convinces Jake return to St. John's with Elaine in tow.
Almost immediately after she arrives Elaine realizes that not only does she not really understand what people in Newfoundland are saying, but that Jake is actually a lowly PI. Upset at being so effectively deceived Elaine immediately hops on a return flight to New York and leaves Jake for good.
Fortunately for Jake Leslie is still hanging around and quite willing to allow herself be seduced on a somewhat regular basis.
Lure of the Labradoyle Wild
While helping Tinny on a school essay on the classic novel, Lure of the Labrador Wild, Jake and Malachy become inspired to recreate the treacherous journey.
Of course, never having actually read the book, Jake decides at the start of the journey that the food and hunting equipment is far to heavy to carry across Labrador's interior and chooses to leave it all behind about a half hour into their trek. After days of wandering around in circles without a map and eating nothing but pea meal and hardtack, the Doyle men are forced to stew their boots in a struggle against starvation. This inevitably leads to severe frostbite - something that Jake would have known about had he hired a local guide to accompany them on their journey.
Just as Jake and Malachy are ready to take their last breath, Leslie spots the two from a Search and Rescue helicopter. While Jake ends up losing his legs to gangrene from the knees down, he is still able to show Leslie that his "manhood" is very much intact.
Of course, never having actually read the book, Jake decides at the start of the journey that the food and hunting equipment is far to heavy to carry across Labrador's interior and chooses to leave it all behind about a half hour into their trek. After days of wandering around in circles without a map and eating nothing but pea meal and hardtack, the Doyle men are forced to stew their boots in a struggle against starvation. This inevitably leads to severe frostbite - something that Jake would have known about had he hired a local guide to accompany them on their journey.
Just as Jake and Malachy are ready to take their last breath, Leslie spots the two from a Search and Rescue helicopter. While Jake ends up losing his legs to gangrene from the knees down, he is still able to show Leslie that his "manhood" is very much intact.
Monday, May 9, 2011
Hudson's Bay Doyle
After a middle of the night break-in at the Salmonier Nature Park Jake and Mal are hired to find the park's missing beaver, hopefully before the animal is killed for its pelt. A pair of well-endowed game wardenesses accompany Jake across the province as he tracks the kidnappers so that they can take custody of beaver as soon as it is found. As it happens, on a few of the nights it is pretty cold so Jake and the wardenesses have to find a way or two to stay warm. In the end everyone forgets about the missing beaver and just goes home.
Monday, April 25, 2011
Jesus H. Doyle
Jake awakes in a drunken stupor on a Sunday after a vicious Friday night trip to George Street. With only his cell phone logs and credit card receipts to aide him, Jake has to retrace his steps to find out whether or not he met any attractive women on his journey towards inebriation.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Word usage a few months in
In case you were wondering what the top hundred words we used in our pitches are, here is a graphic that puts this information in a visualized form.

If you add the data a slightly different way, and include the titles of the pitches, you get the following output.

The second image seems a little bit more accurate.
If you add the data a slightly different way, and include the titles of the pitches, you get the following output.
The second image seems a little bit more accurate.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Canadian Extreme Doyle Party
In light of the recently called election and as an hommage to the late, great Sailor White Jake decides to start the Canadian Extreme Doyle party and to hold a Doyle-off to decide the party's candidate for the party.
Not surprisingly, Jake is the first Doyle to agree to participate in the Doyle-off. Sadly, no additional Doyle's come forward to participate in the Doyle-off. Eventually Jake is able to convince Walter that he is an 'honourary Doyle' and that he too is eligible participate in the Doyle-off.
As Walter was only ever a half-hearted participant he manages to put in a relatively mediocre performance and lose the nomination battle/Doyle-off to Jake.
Not surprisingly, Jake is the first Doyle to agree to participate in the Doyle-off. Sadly, no additional Doyle's come forward to participate in the Doyle-off. Eventually Jake is able to convince Walter that he is an 'honourary Doyle' and that he too is eligible participate in the Doyle-off.
As Walter was only ever a half-hearted participant he manages to put in a relatively mediocre performance and lose the nomination battle/Doyle-off to Jake.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Employment Doyle
Jake and Mal just really want a job, any job, so that they won't need to get everyone to go on the pogey until things pick up. Will their efforts be successful? Will a crime spree hit St. John's before they before file for government assistance? Will Jake be as attractive to the ladies if he doesn't have a way of earning money?
Book Doyle
After a number of dealings with the mayor's office and various components of the justice system Jake decides that it is probably about time that he heads to the library to really figure out how a number of these things work. And, as luck would have it, Jake happens into Cecil Noseworthy as he enters the library.
With Cecil's help Jake is able to learn all kinds of things about the way that government works in Newfoundland. For instance, it seems, much to Jake's surprise, that the Mayor isn't actually in charge of the RNC and doesn't have the ability to single-handedly appoint law enforcement task forces. Even more surprising to Jake is the fact that provincial court judges aren't actually appointed to head secret inquiries into allegations of corruption at City Hall.
On his way out of the library Jake spots a poster outlining some hacking basics. It doesn't take long for Jake to realize that what Rose has been claiming as hacking skills aren't really hacking skills at all - they are just psychic powers of intuition that help further a case. Jake starts to wonder why Rose has been hiding this ability all along.
No crimes, but plenty of mysteries, are solved in this episode.
With Cecil's help Jake is able to learn all kinds of things about the way that government works in Newfoundland. For instance, it seems, much to Jake's surprise, that the Mayor isn't actually in charge of the RNC and doesn't have the ability to single-handedly appoint law enforcement task forces. Even more surprising to Jake is the fact that provincial court judges aren't actually appointed to head secret inquiries into allegations of corruption at City Hall.
On his way out of the library Jake spots a poster outlining some hacking basics. It doesn't take long for Jake to realize that what Rose has been claiming as hacking skills aren't really hacking skills at all - they are just psychic powers of intuition that help further a case. Jake starts to wonder why Rose has been hiding this ability all along.
No crimes, but plenty of mysteries, are solved in this episode.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Casino Doyle
Jake and Mal hired by the ALC to investigate rumours of an underground casino. The only problem is that Jake and Mal can't figure out which underground casino they are to investigate as there are several in the downtown area. In the end Jake loses his fees by betting on black at the roulette table and is too ashamed to report back to the ALC with his findings.
Prince Edward Doyle
After becoming dissatisfied with the limited crime rate and third rate criminals in St. John's Jake and Mal decide to move their operation to the only more low-key provincial capital in the country: Charlottetown.
Not surprisingly, much of the episode is spent following Jake around as he tries to "drum up business." As expected, Jake spends most of his time talking to young women and trying to get their phone numbers.
After several weeks of waiting a client finally comes to the Doyles with a case. Someone, the client alleges, is using unlicensed versions of the Anne of Green Gables image. The client hopes that the Doyles will be able to obtain proof that the unlicensed suspect is in fact trading on the island's most famous fictional resident's image.
Sickened with the prospect of a career in policing the Anne of Green Gables image the Doyles decide to head back to St. John's, even if the low crime rate means that they will be on EI for the better part of the year.
Not surprisingly, much of the episode is spent following Jake around as he tries to "drum up business." As expected, Jake spends most of his time talking to young women and trying to get their phone numbers.
After several weeks of waiting a client finally comes to the Doyles with a case. Someone, the client alleges, is using unlicensed versions of the Anne of Green Gables image. The client hopes that the Doyles will be able to obtain proof that the unlicensed suspect is in fact trading on the island's most famous fictional resident's image.
Sickened with the prospect of a career in policing the Anne of Green Gables image the Doyles decide to head back to St. John's, even if the low crime rate means that they will be on EI for the better part of the year.
Double, Double Doyle and Trouble
Halloween episode - Jake investigates a local witches' coven, suspected of murdering tv evangelist.
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Tuesday, March 22, 2011
The Doyle Dozen
Malacky is wrongfully convicted of sellin' oxys and goes to the pen for a 2 year stretch. Jake, unable to see his father mistreated, enlists Rose, Des, Tinny, Walter, and Leslie and their clones to break into her majesty's pen, bust Malacky out, and hide him on Ramea until things blow over.
On the night of the escape attempt, they sneak into the cemetery next to the pen, and partially bury themselves. As the sky lightens, they all climb out of the ground, and Jake's dirty and seemingly dead dozen do a zombie march towards the gate. The terrified guards make a run for the lake, leaving the satisfied group to play a prank on the prisoners before releasing Malacky from his cell.
In order to drum up some business for the coming year, Jake also lets out 15% of the prison population, as long as they promise to go back to a life of crime. Jake admits that this move is a pretty "dirty" trick, and they all laugh heartily.
The next morning, the group discovers that Mal really does sell oxys, and Leslie has been fired from her position as a hot cop for her part in the caper. Jake observes that they didn't make a "clean" getaway after all, drawing fewer laughs, except from the clones, who are really sort of brain dead.
On the night of the escape attempt, they sneak into the cemetery next to the pen, and partially bury themselves. As the sky lightens, they all climb out of the ground, and Jake's dirty and seemingly dead dozen do a zombie march towards the gate. The terrified guards make a run for the lake, leaving the satisfied group to play a prank on the prisoners before releasing Malacky from his cell.
In order to drum up some business for the coming year, Jake also lets out 15% of the prison population, as long as they promise to go back to a life of crime. Jake admits that this move is a pretty "dirty" trick, and they all laugh heartily.
The next morning, the group discovers that Mal really does sell oxys, and Leslie has been fired from her position as a hot cop for her part in the caper. Jake observes that they didn't make a "clean" getaway after all, drawing fewer laughs, except from the clones, who are really sort of brain dead.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Cirque Doyle Soleil
Jake takes up juggling as a hobby to hone his skills juggling all his ladies, hot dates, and one night stands. Jake's idiot savant like talent for juggling soon finds him juggling lit fireworks, plates of fish and chips, and Tinny's pot plants.
Ironically, Jake's love life suffers, as his obsession with juggling intensifies. Seeking to work the ladies back into his life, Jake tries to juggle a semi-hot teacher, a hot dental hygienist, and a librarian-hot librarian, but the stunt ends only in a separated lady shoulder and a few broken lady fingers.
Despite being unable to juggle actual ladies, Jake decides to start his own circus:
"The Greatest Doyle on Earth!"
Jake's first show involves a daring tightrope walk across the narrows of St. John's harbour while juggling scratch tickets. Will Jake make it to the other side? Will he ever go back to being a PI? How long will Rose put up with being the bearded lady before smacking the face off Jake?
The show really produces more questions than answers...
Ironically, Jake's love life suffers, as his obsession with juggling intensifies. Seeking to work the ladies back into his life, Jake tries to juggle a semi-hot teacher, a hot dental hygienist, and a librarian-hot librarian, but the stunt ends only in a separated lady shoulder and a few broken lady fingers.
Despite being unable to juggle actual ladies, Jake decides to start his own circus:
Jake's first show involves a daring tightrope walk across the narrows of St. John's harbour while juggling scratch tickets. Will Jake make it to the other side? Will he ever go back to being a PI? How long will Rose put up with being the bearded lady before smacking the face off Jake?
The show really produces more questions than answers...
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Doyle it to the Ground
Jake goes to a Conference in Montreal for "crime fighters." Jake becomes embarrassed when mainlanders make fun of his accent, and spends the rest of the episode speaking in a newscaster's dialect. Executives of the new "Fox news North" overhear Jake's perfect english, and hire him to be their lead anchor.
Jake's first broadcast starts out smoothly, but as he realizes that the news is all made up, he gets nervous and the Newfoundland accent starts coming out. As Jake uses more Newfoundland English, the Fox people get very upset, and Bill O'Reilly interrupts the broadcast to tear into Jake, who head butts O'Reilly and takes off.
The regular Fox News in the States begins reporting that the US invasion of Newfoundland is imminent, and Paul McCartney is interviewed to show the world the inhumanity of Newfoundlanders.
Jake heads back home hoping his new media connections will get him a date with Lynn Burry.
Meanwhile, polls show that while nobody knows what Newfoundland did to who, or where it is, it should be attacked immediately. American military forces begin to embark on "Operation Doyle it to the Ground." Will America attack Newfoundland? Will Jake go down hot newscaster road? Will the O'Reilly/Doyle video go viral?
Watch next week, and maybe we'll get back to it (we also have an episode where Tinny throws up on Des, so we might go with that instead).
Jake's first broadcast starts out smoothly, but as he realizes that the news is all made up, he gets nervous and the Newfoundland accent starts coming out. As Jake uses more Newfoundland English, the Fox people get very upset, and Bill O'Reilly interrupts the broadcast to tear into Jake, who head butts O'Reilly and takes off.
The regular Fox News in the States begins reporting that the US invasion of Newfoundland is imminent, and Paul McCartney is interviewed to show the world the inhumanity of Newfoundlanders.
Jake heads back home hoping his new media connections will get him a date with Lynn Burry.
Meanwhile, polls show that while nobody knows what Newfoundland did to who, or where it is, it should be attacked immediately. American military forces begin to embark on "Operation Doyle it to the Ground." Will America attack Newfoundland? Will Jake go down hot newscaster road? Will the O'Reilly/Doyle video go viral?
Watch next week, and maybe we'll get back to it (we also have an episode where Tinny throws up on Des, so we might go with that instead).
Doyle M for Murder (II)
Jake goes undercover to investigate a murder at a local call centre.
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